Emergency Butler. For Emergencies Only.

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

(via postulation)

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

(Source: idonthaveaboner, via secretlyaperson)

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

carnevore:

"Your paper must be more than one page long!"

(via thefuuuucomics)

bilboswaaggins:

josephsugg:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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you really live up to your url

I’m fucking crying, make john find this

(via brolinapproved)

vanjalen:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

What in the hell does any of this mean

vanjalen:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

What in the hell does any of this mean

(via secretlyaperson)

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via pizza)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

(via peregrin-fool-of-a-took)

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist, via postulation)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

(via what-is-this-sorcery)

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

(via tarquaris)

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

(via peregrin-fool-of-a-took)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via what-is-this-sorcery)

ATTENTION GERMAN FOLLOWERS

dr-horrible-in-the-tardis:

THERE HAS BEEN A CHLORIC GAS LEAK IN A CHEMICAL FAKTORY IN NIEDERKASSEL- IF YOU LIVE THERE OR IN THIS AREA AND HAVE NOT BEEN INFORMED YET: CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS AND DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. CHLORINE GAS IS REALLY DAMAGING FOR YOUR LUNGS AND HEALTH AND CAN BE DEADLY. PLEASE BE SAFE.

(via sagihairius)